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Funny Quotes to Cheer You Up!

Having difficulty being the perfect husband, wife or parent? Here is the Kigem Team Top 10 List of the Best Funny Quotes that you will surely enjoy...

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”
Jerry Seinfeld

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
P. J. O’Rourke

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I like marriage. The idea.”
Toni Morrison

“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.”
Norman Wisdom

“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”
Elayne Boosler

“My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.”
Angie Dickinson

By The Kigem Team
March 27, 2011